The power to understand animals but only extinct animals

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The power to make any object the most comfortable object ever, but only when no one is touching it!

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The power to breathe

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The power to instantly see the end of a book or movie, but not the middle or beginning.

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The power to die but once

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The power to used any power i want when you're asleep

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The ability to arouse any woman over the internet but never meet them in person.

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The power to die spontaneously, and have no one notice

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The power to break through walls but forget to shout "OH YEAH!"

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The ability to produce water but only when under water.

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The power to suck your own dick but not when your horny

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The power to give yourself a migraine at will.

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The ability to cross the Do Not Cross tape at crime scenes

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the power to hear and understand all living things within 100 meters but they cant understand you and you can never turn it off.

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The power to have bad luck!

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The power to grant underwater breathing to Mosquitos.

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The ability to unknowingly make people to read this sentence.

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The power to convert oxygen to carbon dioxide.

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The power to be the only person who can save mankind from creatures that don't exist.

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the ability to copy other super power used against you, problem is your the only superhero

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The ability to turn into Jeff the Magic Cactus Baby, for a second, while you are sleeping.

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The ability to write a humorous entry on this site.

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The power to change your urine to any color

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The power to slightly accelerate the growth speed of your left toenails.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!