You can read the minds of rocks.

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To be be able to be and throw fire without being fireproof.

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The power to touch MC Hammer.

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The ability to go poop and pee.

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The power to achieve world peace but only at the expense of your own happiness and the lives of all your friends and family members and everyone will hate you for no reason after doing so.

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The power to have a strong bladder for 5 minutes following urination.

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Zebra Man has the power to change color from black to white and back again, at will

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The power to..em............ Forget your super power.

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The power to eavesdrop on your best friend from anywhere in the world when he's sleeping.

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The power to download anything you want to 99 percent complete.

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Hat seduction. 'Nuff said.

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What's the difference between a watermelon and a baby? One is fun to hit with a bat and the other is a baby.

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The power to change skin color after being under the sun for too long.

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The power to endure uncontrollable & highly noticeable erections at funerals

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The power to have children at will.

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the power to switch your nose with your penis once a week, randomly and automatically.

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the power to remember th...

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The power to smell like a beacon and be delicius

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The ability to be a jewish, homosexual, black crossdresser in Louisiana.

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the power to hear whats going on in your ear

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the power to wake up each mourning with a fast food joint mascot next to you saying "You were great last night"

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The power to be Justin Bieber and be cool at the same time

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The power to jump inside the TV, but only when the screen is removed

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having the ability to not piss yourself when your on the toilet.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!