The power to turn any dollar bill (1's, 5's, 10's etc.) and turn it into the amount of pennies equivalent to the bill.

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the power to have anything you touch turn into a creative homeless guy (pirate)

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The ability to change your eye colour at will. basically, you do this with a torch. Everyone can do this.

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Ability to make your eyes switch sockets

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The power to teleport up to 35 feet once a year

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The power to have a black president

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The power to agree to the "Terms of Service" without actually reading them.

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The power of losing your power in the most crucial moment

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The power to make your family act like total rednecks but only in front of your girl/boyfriend.

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the power to see through bananas

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The power to kill yourself to take out a criminal... except for the fact that when you kill yourself you literally might as well be throwing a marshmallow at someone.

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The power to make objects slightly furry

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The power to breathe under water, but only when you're asleep.

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the power to be .13 cents short on every purchase you try to make.

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the power to not feel pain only if your foe wants you to

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The power to eat your own face.. the one time

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The ability to turn into Gary Coleman

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The power to make someone see your smile slightly whiter

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The powers to have super speed when you can't run anymore.

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The power to go into the future. Only by 1 second.

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The power to think out loud without saying a word

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The ability to lose Russian rolette, once.

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The power to run at blazing speed but loose intelligence as you excelerate.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!