The power to chew ass and kick bubblegum, but be all out of ass!

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The powre to speel thengs wrong but put things in the right order

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The ability to sling web like Spiderman except you can only shoot webs from your butt hole.

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the power to live forever but you'll die if you don't eat 100 coach roaches a week

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The power to take perfectly timed photos when nothing interesting is going on.

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The power to lower your own ego.

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The power to hover 10 nanometers off the ground.

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the ability to know what the F#CK gotsie is. WHAT THE FU-

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The power to cum extremely hard inside you`re mother.

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the power of having 4 stomachs and being able to digest grass

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the power to vomit through your nose only

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The ability to teleport from any toilet to any toilet and read minds of anyone in the bathroom all around the world.

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The power to find any object in an I-Spy book, but instantly forget the location of the previously found object.

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The power of bullet attraction.

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The power to grow back your nails 2 seconds after you pick them.

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The power to have every power, including the power that forcibly removes all of your other powers.

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The power to make green lights turn red on approach.

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The power to buy jerky on a semi-weekly basis.

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The power to have super human strength but only when sleep walking.

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the power to get STD's

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The power to do whatever you want in a dream.

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The power to get addicted to any drug ever unless you constantly use them.

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The ability to change languages after every word, but you can't not do so.

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the power to see through windows

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!