The power to find any object in an I-Spy book, but instantly forget the location of the previously found object.

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the power to sing like justin bieber

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the power to travel through time... at the speed of normal time.

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the power to shrink or grow at will, except your organs stay the same size

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The power to have a phone that can't call or text and you can only have it when no one is within 5 miles of you.

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The power to turn your head 360 degrees

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The ability of using their one true super power with stunning accuracy.

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The ability to teleport at a random point of the space.

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The power to turn pizza into math worksheets. -Big C

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the power to pee on command

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The power to convert Oxygen to Carbon Dioxide.

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The ability to see the future but only when you are in the past.

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The ability to make red lights turn green by simply staring and waiting

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the power to be a complete troll

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The power to make your hair turn green but only if you are holding green hair dye and when you use the power the green hair dye goes away

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the power to lose your power at will

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The power to perfectly sing any song by Justin Bieber

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Spontaneous combustion... when on the internet

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The power to instantly ressurect at the very same spot if you get submerged under lava or acid.

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The power to change any text in sight from US to British spelling.

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the power to stop time for everything... including yourself

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the power to commit suicide when you are about to die

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the power to jay walk, and never get caught. (your superhero name then must be Jay Walker)

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!