power to orgasm over long distances

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The power to barely touch anything in space and time, but only with the pointer finger on your not dominant hand.

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the power of make your leg invisible

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The ability to fly, but only during thunderstorms.

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The power to glow very bright and emit a loud alarm everytime you're scared.

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The power to science.

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the immunity to bullets only after being shot 47 times and are dead

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The super power to make sandwiches oober quick

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The power to give yourself any disease, but not the power to cure it.

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The power to read people's mind but can only read their minds when they are thinking about sex.

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The superpower of being the only one without powers in the world where everyone has powers.

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The power to change the TV channel but only when the remote is in your hand

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The power to create a clean and temporary bathroom only you can use when you don't have to use one

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The power to make people feel confident in themselves.

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The power to instantly not be doing anything as long as you aren't doing anything beforehand.

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The ability to see through clothes......but only the clothes your wearing.

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The ability to detect vampires, but only during the day.

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the power to repel any girl that you like and be extremely attractive to girls you do not like at all

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The power to turn wine into water

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The power to fly for as long as the average human is in the air during a vertical jump.

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The power to lift liquids, as long as they're in some sort of solid container.

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The ability to fly but only when you touch the ground.

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The power to turn your skin into 99% bubble wrap

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The power to turn on your Xbox without touching it but you need your controller.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!