The power to have a hot mom and sister that constantly train you sexually so you can satisfy any woman. (useless my ass)

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The ability to do nothing

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The power to eat junk food at light speed

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the power to fart mace

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The ability to only be capable of drinking boiling water, but still feel the pain.

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The power to teleport 10 years into the past just by sneezing. You also become hyper allergic to everything. And of course, you have no way to travel forward...

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the owe to sneeze with your eyes open

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The power of believing you have a real power when you don't (which doesn't make you have a power at all, and consequently, turns into a paradox). Self-paradox man!

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The power to have horrible spelling while trying to write an ad for the pointless superpowers app.

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The ability to drop everything you hold

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the power to breath fire but only on days that don't end in Y.

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The power to always reach just half an inch away from the spot on your back that itches

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The power to finish right before you start (If you know what I mean)

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The power to sleep if your not awake

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The power to instantly kill yourself

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The power to see one second into the future before the moment you die but not be able to change anything.

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The power to fly for as long as the average human is in the air during a vertical jump.

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Retractable Teeth

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The power to see John Cena.

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The power to sneeze scissors

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The Power So That Every Time You Fart You Jump A Inch Higher For A Second.

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The power of levitate at will but only in a zero-gravity environment.

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the power to engage in prostitution, unless you are a prostitute.

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The power to excrete food colouring from your sweat glands.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!