the power to get every girl, that you're not into.

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the power to pull a girl on www.hislag.com

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The power to run if you have no legs

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The power to be a dog, with Herpes, that smells like farts.

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The powers to lose your current power forever

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The power to speak 360 words/min. in multi-language.

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the power to cook instant pasta in less than 1 min.

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The power to understand animals but only extinct animals

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The power to shit bombs that only go off when bitten by you.

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The power to get an evil purple aura around you and laugh evilly every time you answer something honestly.

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the ability to teleport far away from here but still be stuck

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The power to turn any edible object brown.

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The power to pee standing up

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The power to slow the rate grass grows for 10 seconds every 13 years.

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The power to make people feel self confident when you encourage them

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The power to be dead

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The power to always know which way North is but you forget where you are.

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The ability to revert any computer to windows vista. Works best on Linux operating systems.

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The power to just eat one lays potato chip

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The power to transform money into cow eating chickens

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the power to turn into a dead person

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the ability to make a banana talk uncontrollably to itself but only when people around it are high. the ability to make a banana momentarily stop talking. the ability to allow a banana to sing uncontrollably songs strictly about being a banana, previously sung by a mammal. the ability to write funny things but only about banana(s).

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The power to shoot lasers from your eyes when you eyes are closed

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the power to shoot superman

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!