the power to die on a cross and come back to life 3 days later

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The ability to turn invisible but only when no one is looking at you

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The power to be a toilet but you can´t transform back again for the hole eternity and you still keep your sense of smell and taste.

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The power to change your mind

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The ability to see through walls but only when your blind

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The power to get the most thumbs up`s on you`re comment.

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The power of having night vision that only works during the day

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The power to have a poo at your girlfriend's house and be only 22.2% sure that it will flush

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The power to orgasm everytime you pee.

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To turn i to a mosquito and can´t turn back

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The power to see in the dark, unless your awake.

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the power to say i can bend you

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The power to summon a bucket of lukewarm water every 12 days.

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The ability to only fart in public

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The Power to Combust

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TREE POWERS ACTIVATE!!!!!!

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Having the ability to get Bulimia by looking at yourself in the mirror.

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The power to think that mayonnaise is an instrument.

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The power to type: Hey if you wanna read funny "superpewers", then you have come to the right place! Just follow the trail of The moral man so he can stay in the middle the place where nobody looks or gives a sh... you know what? Dont thumb me, Moral man wants to stay down here rather than stuck in the middle of nowhere. Moral: If telling people to read more pointless superpowers at the "newest" superpowers, isnt pointless, then that would mean that this whole "pointless superpowers section is really meaningful... which by itself is meaningless... WIN!

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the ability vote up this superpower

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The power to shower naked.

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The power to see in darkness when you're asleep.

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The power to zoom in with your eyes, but only when looking to the sun.

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The power to become sexualy attracted to everyone but the person your talking with

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!