The power to have sex whenever you want, but only with Rosie O'Donnell

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The power to NOT think up a pointless superpower.

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the power to hate nature

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The ability to get aids and stay a virgin.

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The ability to read any language and understand it perfectly but only in pitch black darkness.

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the power to know what time is not

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The power to make santa come to your house, but he doesn't have presents to give you.

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The power to see through windows!

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X-ray vision which only allows you to see through clothes that are made of glass.

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The ability to sense a crime has been committed, but only after the criminal has already been caught and safely locked away in jail.

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The ability to troll a website like this. Basically, you do this. QWERTYUIOPASDFGHJKLZXCVBNM.

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The power to have to enter a survey for every internet download you use

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The power to poop fast enough to splash your own bum.

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to shrink smaller than oxygen molecules

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The power to see...oh i'm so wasted i forgot what i was going to type!

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The power to have tacos appear in front of you, only to have them stolen by a black guy.

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The power to take control of cars that aren't moving.

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The power of attracting lightning to your body, but not being imune to it.

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The power to look through really thin glas without any view obstruction.

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THE POWER TO TYPE IN ALL CAPS

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The power to have no power.

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the power to turn into a bucket of water

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The power to see into the present

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The power to only fly backwards and downwards.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!