wast your time on the computer

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The power to be immortal, but only whilst dead.

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The power to erase stupid blogs or comments

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Power to vomit violently during royal weddings.

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The power to lose your sense of touch and orgasm uncontrollably for five minutes.

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The power to be really angry, all the time, for no actual reason.

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the power to wake up right before the best part of a dream

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The power of minding your own business

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The power to be listened to when noone's around.

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The power to become annoyed by annoying people

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The power that whatever song is playing is your favorite song

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The power to have a power

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Ability to become friends with anyone, but only on facebook

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The power to make anyone with the exact same genetic makeup as you bleed at a wound if there is a bullet imbedded in their head

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The power to break your bones on command.

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The power of invisibility, but only when you're wearing a morph suit, and people can still see the morph suit.

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the power to become phil collins, but only after peter gabrial left

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The power to make doughnuts rapidly advance in age

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The power to breath in 1% more oxygen

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The power to know when someone around you is about to sneeze but not the specific person

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The power to at anytime cover yourself in flames and fly very fast by yelling FLAME ON! only to die a horrible death as you are not immune to your flames...

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The power to run at the slowest speed possible.

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The power to run as fast as a cheetah! Moral: A dead cheetah...

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The power to never finish your sente

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!