The power of super sonic strength and speed only when you resite Shakespeare.

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The power to have broads in Atlanta.

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The power to fly only 5mm above the ground.

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Having the ability to drink bleach and not die. You only get really sick.

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The power to have perfect vision, but only in pitch black darkness

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The power to shut me the F UCK UP! Moral: Ironically I have not said a single word for hours... so that would be impossible... Now, if you hear MY voice when you read this, then you are either psychic or psychotic, which is not that different if you ask me... Now.. if you hear YOUR voice inside your head, then YOU SHUT THE FRUCK UP AND GET LOST! :D :D :D :D :D :D (A MoralMan Original, now this one was pretty cool)

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the power to turn wine into water

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The power to be able to be a guy who can create and control fire but if it touches you, you still burn

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The power to find hiding spots quicker... like anne frank and osama bin ladin

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The power to do anything for a klondike bar.

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The power to be wet and not know it.

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The ability to pick ur nose while killing a bacteria and kissing a mouse ass

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Death at will

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The power to kill yourself

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The power to dace uncontrolably but not be able to stop...ever

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The power to jump into a puddle of pigs and scream: "Alllah is great" and the go home and have some nive frosted flakes.

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the power to fly but only upward

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the power to submit a superpower that is not pointless but unnecessary

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The power to Lee when your near a toilet

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The power to control weather on Mars

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The power to become extremely intoxicated only during job interviews

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The power to shoot pencils out of your mouth every 10 seconds

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The power to slap the thigh and ride the wave :P

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The power to LEROOOOY JEEEEENKINS

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!