Power to turn on the PC with your finger and use the internet but only if the internet is available. Please see contact detail and call the number for the following service...

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The ability to select which ad you want to be shown on any website, but only once per day.

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the power to get any man i want www.cumhump.me (thats my website)

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The power to instantly not be doing anything as long as you aren't doing anything beforehand.

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The power to....um.... shit I forgot That's Wat u get for wanting the power of amnesia

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The power of Acid Tears

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the ability to digest any food easily

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The ability to be a rock

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the power to believe there are 50 shades of grey

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The ability to be 16 and sing like a woman and only have 10 year old girls like you

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The power to make apples into pennies one per day.

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The power to hear morse code.

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The power to look ugly but only in front of you crush

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The power to make ducks quack every time laugh

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The power to jump and fly for 1 second.

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The power to make a rock so heavy that you can't lift it

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for every time you get emotionally hurt part of you body actually decompose and die.

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power to make acid rain only when your are locked outside your house

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The ability to transform into a bucket full of water... With no idea how to turn back.

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The ability to not be able to say you have an ability

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The power to live through a Twilight movie.

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The ability to travel back in time when and where there was a major plague- bringing only the clothes you are wearing.

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The power to be able to mate with squirrels and have offspring.

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the power to mourn the loss of loved ones

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!