The ability to break all of your bones when you see any person

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The power to have morning sickness in the evening.

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The power to be still until moving or being touched.

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The power of super sonic strength and speed only when you resite Shakespeare.

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The power to have broads in Atlanta.

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The power to fly only 5mm above the ground.

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Having the ability to drink bleach and not die. You only get really sick.

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the power to turn wine into water

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The power to be able to be a guy who can create and control fire but if it touches you, you still burn

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The power to find hiding spots quicker... like anne frank and osama bin ladin

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The power to do anything for a klondike bar.

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The ability to pick ur nose while killing a bacteria and kissing a mouse ass

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Death at will

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The power to kill yourself

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The ability to have pockets in your skin that can only fit carrots.

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The power to dace uncontrolably but not be able to stop...ever

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The power to jump into a puddle of pigs and scream: "Alllah is great" and the go home and have some nive frosted flakes.

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the ability to die at will, just by blinking

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the powwer of have a WiFi everytime but don´t know the wep key

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the power to fly but only upward

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the power to submit a superpower that is not pointless but unnecessary

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The power to Lee when your near a toilet

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The power to control weather on Mars

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The power to become extremely intoxicated only during job interviews

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!