the power to make stupid useless puns and not pay attention to the villian

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the power to see through cereal box to see if there is a prize inside it.

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Having all the knowledge of the Internet... as of the mid-80s.

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The power to be still until moving or being touched.

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The power to create a real-life version of any video game character, but an equally capable evil version is also created and they can pay attention to nothing except battling endlessly with neither gaining the upper hand.

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The power to think about a location and forget that you travelled all the way there, making you think you can teleport.

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The power of your girlfriend's will

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The power to be stupid reading this.

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The power of x-ray vision including mild radiation and only seeing bones

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The power of attracting lightning to your body, but not being imune to it.

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The power to fly 2 feet in the air.

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the power to not fall in love with someone while you're dating someone else.

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The power of flight, but also have vertigo. VertigoMan to the resc Aggh!!!! Please someone get me down. OH GOD!!!! HELP!!!!

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The power to turn into a baby randomly

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The power to do nothing.

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the power to mumble every word wile you are with some one

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The power to become severely depressed and suicidal whenever you feel the slight sensation of happiness.

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To be be able to be and throw fire without being fireproof.

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The power to have a small penis

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Hetsy overpay otay peaksay igpay atinlay

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the power to understand what kate bush is singing

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The power look at this post -yeah it's completely pointless

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The ability to say Chuck Norris is just a piece of shiuiiiiiiifweeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeem999999999999kkkkkkkkøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøfhiihdddde AND DIE! Chuck Norris.

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The superpower of being the only one without powers in the world where everyone has powers.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!