the ability to teleport far away from here but still be stuck

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Ability to become friends with anyone, but only on facebook

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the power to shoot 2 sily stirng evry year

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the power to become phil collins, but only after peter gabrial left

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the ability to write using your 'inside' voice but only once your vocal cords are compromised

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The power of Being stupid

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The power to change your reflection in a mirror, but only you have the power to see said altered reflection.

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The power to accidentally stumble upon huge, life-changing GoT spoilers on the internet

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The power to know when a painting is crooked but it only works if the painting is noticeably crooked.

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The power to teleport anywhere you don't want to go.

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The power to know when someone around you is about to sneeze but not the specific person

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Immunity to antipsychotic medication

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the power to die at will

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The ability to revert any computer to windows vista. Works best on Linux operating systems.

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The power to just eat one lays potato chip

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the power to die on a cross and come back to life 3 days later

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The power to have infinite energy, but only when you're asleep.

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The ability to select which ad you want to be shown on any website, but only once per day.

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The power to have a poo at your girlfriend's house and be only 22.2% sure that it will flush

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the power to get any man i want www.cumhump.me (thats my website)

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The power to have a massive nob on your forehead and to attempt to have sex with anything with more then one lump on its chest :D

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the power to fart mace

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The power to have orgasm everytime a cold breeze rolls in

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The power to summon a bucket of lukewarm water every 12 days.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!