The ability to make everything on you invisible, exept yourself

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to not care about pointless superpowers

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the power to believe that you actually have superpowers R.R.

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The power to write a country song

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The ability to not freak out when your mom calls you

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The power of telekinesis over any object one is physically touching.

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The power to teleport through open doors

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Move things with your mind but only if you are holding them and you can't let go

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The power to laugh always when heard a bad news

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The power to think of a witty comeback 3 days too late.

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the power to eat out your but and poop out your mouth

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The power to bleed an unlimited amount of blood, but on in front of deadly animals.

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The ability to make all the world's coffee lukewarm.

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the power to say candlejack and li

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the power to make people's spleen hurt for no reason

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done something sexual with some type of food?

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The power to fly really fast, but only in one direction (down).

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The power to jerk off with no hands.

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Invisible handwriting.

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The ability to have ALL the powers... But you have to have them activated by people you fight. Only the people you fight....

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The power to explode.. you can only do it once.

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The power to heal yourself when your not hurt

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The power to make doors disappear at will.

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The power to move 1 second into the future. Takes 1 second to work.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!