Power to freeze your self in time but everyone else can move, but you cant

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The power of heating things if they are located in microwave.

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The power to know everything in the universe but you are mute.

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The power of love

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The power to read any language but you cant understand anything it means

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The power to laugh while laughing.

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The power to accidentally stumble upon huge, life-changing GoT spoilers on the internet

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The power to know when a painting is crooked but it only works if the painting is noticeably crooked.

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The ability to visit pointlesspowers.com and click the "WRITE YOUR OWN" button and think of something to write.

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the ability to sound exactly like Justin Bieber.

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the ability to make trees grow when you orgasm.

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The power to repel water when you're thirsty.

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The power to have infinite energy, but only when you're asleep.

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Grass eating

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the power to read and agree with the terms of service

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The power to make a small hamster yawn.

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The power to heal...... Your Opponent

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The power to grow one inch, but you need to shrink one inch to do so.

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The power to care for anything and nothing.

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The ability to turn into a hipster at will.

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The power to breath while under a container of water

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The ability to have a friend names James who dislikes all your Pointless Superpowers

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The Power to smell a Fart before it actually comes out. -scratchy

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The power to repel women.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!