To be waterproof but only when your not wet

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the power to turn into rouge the bat so you can touch her boobs

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The power to shoot poop balls when you masterbate.

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The power to only tell the truth

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The power to look like another person, but only if the other person is uglier

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The power to lose your hearing and eyesight/

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the ability to change the color of one eye if dehydrated nearly to the point of death

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The power to erase yourself from all existence and in the process rewrite history so that you never existed. Seriously, there is NO beneficial use for this AT ALL.

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The power to shower naked.

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The ability to come up with the idea for a new version of Windows.

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The power to reverse gravity but only when you're outside.

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The power to understand the purpose of live, and every other world mystery, exactly .5 of a second before you die.

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The power to do anything within your limits.

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The power to predict yesterday's weather

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The power to turn everything you touch into a crying, hungry baby.

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The ability to not fart, but only while you are alone

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The power to have anything EVERYTHING you DONT want.

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the power to see moving objects farther than they actually are.

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The power to regret things you did in the past

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you can teleport anywhere in the world but every time you do you get punched by kimboslice in the face

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Balls.

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The Power to have a bowel movement.

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The power to use windows 10.

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The power to feel like your starving and everything tastes like crap.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!