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The power to feel like your starving and everything tastes like crap.
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The power to be fat only when your at a party.
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the power to be alive but only when awake
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The ability to trip on flat surfaces
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the power to make sounds by vibrating your vocal cords.
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the power to change invisable when you blink
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Dejavu
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the power to turn invisible in corners but only in igloos
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The ability to predict what will appear on ReCaptcha, SOLVEmedia, and all that stuff, before you see it.
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The power to resist trolling.
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The power to create garbage out of nowhere.
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The power to unwillingly turn into a girl when you have sex with your girlfriend or turn into a guy when you have sex with your boyfriend.
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the power to eat a ridiculous amount of bagels
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The power to make your boyfriend angry at you because you're angry at him, and even angrier when he was already angry at you.
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The power to summon a green Hippo that would mush up your poop in your toilet. Oddly, the superpower is only able to be summonded one a year, sorry.
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The ability to draw a perfect circle.
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The power to look beautiful/handsome when nobody is looking at you.
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The power to come back after death (you get a week or so to show of to people before you die again).
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The ability to teleport to distant locations with no way of returning.
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The ability to not come back to life when you die.
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The power to endure uncontrollable & highly noticeable erections at funerals
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The power to be as strong as a bear... but only when fighting another bear.
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The power to state the obvious.
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to have the super power to do nothing
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Pointless Super Powers
A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!