The power to sing but your mute

the power to turn people to stone but only if you look in the mirror

The power to say something positive about Justin Beiber

The ability to cause cancer, but only at your own joyful events, like on your birthdays, wedding day, etc.

The power of singing piano playing and color blindness. Moral: "The skies are orange! Blue Roses too"

The power to go part way through walls

The pewer to kill elderly people by sneaking up behind them and yelling: MORTAL KOMBAAAAAAAT!

The power to open shampoo and conditioner bottles by blinking.

the power to give aids. but only to one person in the world that already has aids

Being able to shit a brick every time you blink

The ability to create one iron nail. The power can only be used at 12:45 P:M every five days, and will only work if the nail you created previously has been destroyed and/or broken down to a state in which it would be unusable as a typical nail.

The Power to Die instantly.

The power to become me. Moral: You could not handle the awesomeness and would ruin yourself just so you can feel "normal" rather than awesome.

Feeling people's depression.

Radiation resistance inversely proportional to the amount of radiation around you.

The power to fly 2 feet in the air.

The superpower to poo at will.

the power to be unable to have a power.

The power to make anyone have Donald Trump's hair.

the power to have diarrhea at any time

The power to have super-sweaty hands

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The power to give yourself a sinus infection

The power to run the fastest when everyone in the world is standing still

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!