the power to view the same insurance commercials over and over for years and recite them from memory

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The power to put out light from your butt

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The power to walk through air.

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The ability to erase your own memory of your ability.

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The power to sing but your mute

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the power to turn people to stone but only if you look in the mirror

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The power to say something positive about Justin Beiber

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The ability to cause cancer, but only at your own joyful events, like on your birthdays, wedding day, etc.

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The power of singing piano playing and color blindness. Moral: "The skies are orange! Blue Roses too"

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The power to look like another person, but only if the other person is uglier

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The power to go part way through walls

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The power to shower naked.

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The pewer to kill elderly people by sneaking up behind them and yelling: MORTAL KOMBAAAAAAAT!

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the power to give aids. but only to one person in the world that already has aids

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Being able to shit a brick every time you blink

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The Power to Die instantly.

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The power to regret things you did in the past

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the power to see moving objects farther than they actually are.

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The power to become me. Moral: You could not handle the awesomeness and would ruin yourself just so you can feel "normal" rather than awesome.

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Feeling people's depression.

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Radiation resistance inversely proportional to the amount of radiation around you.

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The power to fly 2 feet in the air.

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The superpower to poo at will.

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the power to be unable to have a power.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!