The power to have a massive nob on your forehead and to attempt to have sex with anything with more then one lump on its chest :D

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The power to be invisible when absolutely nobody is watching you (including cameras)

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The power to lift objects that weigh less than a gram

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The power to transform your fingers into uncooked hotdogs.

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The power to have orgasm everytime a cold breeze rolls in

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The power to not get sun burnt when the sun's out

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The power to convert any Catholic priest into a pedophile.

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The power to blink one second faster then usual.

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the ability to grow and shrink... only inside buildings.

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the power of turning into a sheep when ever you are in a fight

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The Power Hear Everything that happens within the closest McDonald's

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The power of destroying anything that's inert with one punch, but dying afterwards.

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The power to forget what you were going to say

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The power to smell your own feet without taking your shoes out.

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The power that when you think of someone's face your nostrils are filled with the smell of their feet

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The power to ride a bike

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The ability to inaccurately predict the future.

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The power to order stuff online with your dad's credit card

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The power to swim on land

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The power to hear a person's thoughts, but only when they're on the toilet.

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The power of x-ray vision only when you are naked in public. More people the stronger it is.

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The power to breathe without thinking about it.

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The power to read bladders. You would always know when someone has to pee.

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The power to feel pain when your drinking acid.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!