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The power to suck deez nuts
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the power to give anyone an incurable disease
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The power to make only slightly funny jokes
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The power to transform yourself into a door.
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The power to swim as fast as Sonic The Hedgehog
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the power to be able to shoot death lazers but only at people you want alive
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The power to use yo momma jokes in a masterful manner in all conversations.
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The power to liquify yourself.
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The power to feel pain when your drinking acid.
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The ability to pee freshly-made Japanese rice noodles.
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The ability to kill oxygen in a radius around you
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The power to be a bird that can't fly
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The power to fly to your In-Law's house and ONLY your In-Law's house.
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The power to become severely depressed and suicidal whenever you feel the slight sensation of happiness.
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The power to manipulate thermometers but not actually affect the temperature.
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The power turn a $100 bill Into a single $1 bill
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The power to speak brail.
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The ability to fully regenerate... your eyebrows.
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The power to eat soup with a fork
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The power to get massive boners when you are reading a presentation.
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The power of being able to rotate in non-rotatable chairs.
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the power to turn star wars figurines into sticky notes, only on sunday afternoons
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The power to fly at Mach 3 but only if your in the air, but too bad cuz the power comes at a cost which is making you weigh 21 more tons than you used to weigh.
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The power to triple-click in the time it takes a regular human to double-click.
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Pointless Super Powers
A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!