Liam Brudenell

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The power to run at the speed of light, but are paralyzed from the neck down.

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50% invisibility while farting.

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The Power To Poop on Command.

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The power to hear everything in pig-Latin.

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The power to see red in a slightly lighter shade

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The power to suck deez nuts

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to spelle caretly

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the power to give anyone an incurable disease

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The power to make only slightly funny jokes

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The power to transform yourself into a door.

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The power to swim as fast as Sonic The Hedgehog

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the power to be able to shoot death lazers but only at people you want alive

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The power to liquify yourself.

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The ability to pee freshly-made Japanese rice noodles.

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The power to change different colours depending on you feel.

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The ability to kill oxygen in a radius around you

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The power to be a bird that can't fly

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The power to fly to your In-Law's house and ONLY your In-Law's house.

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The power to become severely depressed and suicidal whenever you feel the slight sensation of happiness.

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The power to manipulate thermometers but not actually affect the temperature.

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The power turn a $100 bill Into a single $1 bill

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The ability to fully regenerate... your eyebrows.

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The power to turn a brainfart into a fart

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!