The power to snore.

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The ability to sense cheese.

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The power to think outside the bun.

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The power to fly, but you have to wee every 5 seconds.

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The power to taste the 2% that's real juice

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The ability to go 100% slower

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The power to cease to exist at birth!

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The power to emit a password protected wi-fi signal, but only while you sleep.

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The power to shoot 4-7 flower petals out? of your wrist every ten days.

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The ability to write pointless super powers on pointsuperpowers.com because it's pointless

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The power to drink an entire bottle of soy suase without dieing

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The power to turn into a dogbed when somebody says micro-tacos

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The power to be Chuck Norris. Oh wait..

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The power to slightly accelerate the growth speed of your left toenails.

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The power to shapeshift, but only when below ground.

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The power to have a small penis

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The power to help bitches stay alive! Bitches love staying alive!

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The power to digest food 1% faster than normal on Tuesdays and 1% slower on Thursdays

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The power to see in the dark outside but only at day time.

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The power to time travel only a Planck second into the future.

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the power to kill yourself at will

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The power to only be drunk while driving.

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The power to revive people. As long as the person is alive.

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The power to exist

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!