The power of getting aroused when someone rubs your kneecaps.

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The power to fart flames

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the power to jump high but u have no legs

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the power to get alot of subscribers but only you can see them.

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the power to make music for deaf people

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The power to see in darkness when you're asleep.

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The power to only be physically attractive to blind people.

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The power to sing at an uncontrollably high level, but not have the ability to dodge a water bottle

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The power to divide by zero, but not remember how when someone asks you.

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The power to laugh at Tyler Perry's House of Payne

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The ability to turn chips back into potatoes

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The ability to be a jewish, homosexual, black crossdresser in Louisiana.

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The power to see through bones.

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the power to post pointless superpowers.

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The power to read the TV

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the power to see through glass

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The power to read books really quickly but forget what you just read.

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The power to do a back flip by drinking water during a front flip

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The power to make toast but only when it has bread in it and it's turned on.

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The power to feed cat toes to your boss but only during a job interview

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Being able to talk to fish, By turning into aquaman

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The power to go back in time and kill yourself in the past.

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The ability to bring statues to life but they can't move or talk

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The power to write my own pointless superpower ?

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!