I can talk to fish.... They don't have a lot to say

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The ability to speak any language, but only to people who do not understand said language you speak.

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The power to keep getting fat no matter how little you eat.

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The power of turning on the lights without touching the switch but only when its daytime

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The power to breath underwater only when on land.

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The power to have any power you want but only when it's completely useless to have it.

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The power to have logs come out a tiny hole in your body. Oh wait... - SMC Digital

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The power to type anything you want the same time you think of what you want to type.

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The ability to summon Cthulhu automatically when you reach the age of 23.5.

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The power to understand math.

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Power to not have any power.

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The power to commit suicide.

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The power to fart and smell like shit and not be shit.

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The power to achieve world peace but only at the expense of your own happiness and the lives of all your friends and family members and everyone will hate you for no reason after doing so.

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The power to walk twice as fast as a guy who walks half the speed you normally have.

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the power to fall asleep while being awake

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The power to chuck dead babies from a bridge

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the ability to turn kfc into popeyes

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The ability to get aids and stay a virgin.

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The ability to find any lost pennies, as long as you're Jewish

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The ability to be a jewish, homosexual, black crossdresser in Louisiana.

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The ability to eat Oreos and not have diarrhea after.

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the power to always hug people

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!