The power to envision 1 possible death scenario for any person you look at.

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The ability to be jokingly racist and not get sued by an hypocritically racist black man and end up having to carry out a minor jail sentence or pay a fine.

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The power to silence explosions.

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The power to breathe underwater, only in sewers.

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The power to wipe your ass once, and only once.

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The power to have superpowers in your dreams.

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the power to die

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the power to sell jars of bodily fluids for $25 each but get arressted shortly after

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The power to use the english language to grammatical perfection. er, ferpection.

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The ability to summon a lamp once.

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The power to see to the side of you without turning your head

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The power to to be able to summon avocados from thin air, but then they disappear in 10 seconds.

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The power to automaticly teleport over a cliff only when you are within 12.36 lightyears from one

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The power to eat just 1 Lays potato chip

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the power to not have power

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The power to travel back in time! But only 10 seconds. But only every 10 seconds. And you have to do the exact same thing or the universe will explode.

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the power to have good enough grammar to phrase the fu**ing power you want to share without sounding like a retarded deaf 6 year old

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The power to to do the boogy dance when ants go up your pants.

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the power to see through cereal box to see if there is a prize inside it.

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THe power to whistle from your butthole but any time you do this your penis shrinks

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The ability to read braile.

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The power to resurrect 3 percent of the time you kill yourself on purpose.

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The ability to have glow stick bones (glow when broken)

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The power to read the mind of anyone who is having the exact same thought as you.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!