The power to automatically attach yourself to any active fireworks.

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The power to get to the end of Temple Run

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The ability to pick ur nose while killing a bacteria and kissing a mouse ass

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The power to read a dictionary in under 48 hours

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the ability to not have to sleep as long as your procrastinating how ever if you dont sleep after 24 hours you will die if you try do anything productive thus you must procrastinate for the rest of your life

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The power to look through glass.

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The super power to kill yourself at will

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The power to be incredibly stupid only when answering exams.

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The power to eat anything, as long as it's food

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the power to make stupid useless puns and not pay attention to the villian

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The power to be still until moving or being touched.

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The power to make up a pointless superpower because you are to lazy to make up a good one

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The power to eat carrot cake, then die 12 seconds

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The ability to see through slightly dirty windows

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The ability to be the newest post until someone else posts.

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The power that, eveything you touch turns into whatever it already was

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The power to be a superhero when you rage that has the power of controlling yourself.

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The superpower of having no superpower.

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the power to not fall in love with someone while you're dating someone else.

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the power to mumble every word wile you are with some one

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The power to go blind but you cant go back to seeing everything

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the power to understand what kate bush is singing

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I realised that people are randomly disliking posts for no reason up to page 4. Who are these trolls!?

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!