The power to erase yourself from all existence and in the process rewrite history so that you never existed. Seriously, there is NO beneficial use for this AT ALL.

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The power to turn cancer into aids.

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The power to emit a password protected wi-fi signal, but only while you sleep.

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The ability to make your text green on google

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The power to make any woman have volcanic earth.shattering orgasms but only if she's having sex with another man

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the power to walk through unlocked doors

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The Power to look mildly far away but only with something on your face to help you see

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The ability to breathe automatically

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The ability to talk to parrots and have them talk back to you

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The power to have no powers!

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The power to see in to the future of one second

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The power to have superhuman strength. But I have to jack off to do so.

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The Power of shitting by your mouth

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The power of being able to fly, but only on February 30th.

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having superpowers during the inquisition

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the power to eat when you have already ate from a few hours ago

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The power to die at any moment you want.

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The pointless superpower to point any where and one of those bouncy castles appear.

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The power to smell everyone's crap from anywhere you go

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The power to sneeze scissors

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The power to walk over crisp packets 25% more quietly than the average person

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To see what you are currently doing from the same perspective of your regular vision, with the ability to understand that you're doing it. But not have the ability to stop yourself from doing what you were going to do as if you didn't have the power.

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The power to fly upwards at Mach 3 speeds, indoors

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The power to go blind but you cant go back to seeing everything

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!