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The power to control hummingbirds.
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The power to move 1 vein slightly to the left, but only if you moved to an apartment on the 29th of February (in any leap year).
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the ability to only eat chocolate in months that do not have an "r" in them.
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The ability to feel pain 1,000 times more acutely than an average human.
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The power to charge your iPhone if it is not an iPhone
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The ability to breath fire through your mouth but only when your mouth is closed.
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The power of Grayskull.
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the power for men to squirt milk from their nipples
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power to breathe
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The power to shoot string cheese out of your fingers.
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The power to fail hard at the catchphra (or whatever its called) simply because you keep answering garbage when it asks "what is the jummiest!" Moral: I work out hard dammit! I want muscles of steel! And Bananasplit contains banana (duh) which just binds fat and makes me look like a bodybuilder... (yes I did look like that and would eat garbage rather than banana, I mean most "family restaurant" foo out there is garbage) "Family restaurant" guide, because moral man loves you: Mc Donalds, Kentucky Fried Chicken, Burger King, and I really need fats and proteins to work out as hard as I do... I mean I am running on a uh.. stand still training bicycle thingie... too tired to look it up.
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The ability to catch any ilness you want.
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The power to have any guy you want but every time he looks at you you turn more lesbian.
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Reverse Pooping
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The power to pee ants.
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The power to think of a witty comeback 3 days too late.
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the power to dye your hair green but only if you are holding green hair dy and one you use it the green hair dye that you are holding goes away
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the power to walk halfway through a wall
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the ability to find pointless superpower
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The ability to never have to take a shit again
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The ability to make your handwriting invisible when nobody is reading it
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The power to do whatever you want in a dream.
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The power too be a professonal hacker but a kid could delete it.
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the power to make youtube videos buffer twice as fast on your iPhone.
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Pointless Super Powers
A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!