the power to read the thoughts of inanimate objects.

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The power to use yo momma jokes in a masterful manner in all conversations.

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The ability to "Right Click" Properties

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The power to let 100 cockroaches crawl upon you for everytime you display emotion

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The power to turn Wii controllers into broken TV sets.

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The power to turn into a rolly polly, but only twice a year and for 5 minutes each time

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Night vision that only works during the day

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The power to use the english language to grammatical perfection. er, ferpection.

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The ability to fly, only when you are asleep.

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The ability to stop and keep people from sneezing.

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The ability to change clothes instantly every 67 years

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the power to fly only when you are sleeping

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The ability to make iguanas in Peru blink uncontrolably

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Batman

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The power to make condoms out of pizza dough.

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the power to

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To summon a duct tape PEICE for 3 seconds then disappears but you can only do it each century

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The power to have the world's biggest cumshots, but to have a numb penis.

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The power to be afraid of horses.

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The power to destroy the earth the next time you blink.

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The power to find treasure, when you try to look for it.

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The power of throwing back grenades

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The power to live until you die.

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The power to have a power but having a power that disables the last power.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!