The power to give vegetables immortality.

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The power to think with a 6 year time gap

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the ability to fly through the sky using the skin from your ballsack to glide to the ground

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the power to make people's spleen hurt for no reason

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The power to read the mind of anyone who is having the exact same thought as you.

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The power to bring Magic: the Gathering cards to life, but only the land cards.

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The power to simply walk into mordor.

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the power to make sillet bang remove stains from shirts

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The power to explode.. you can only do it once.

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The power of trolling your self

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The power to breathe out when you need to breathe in and vice versa.

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the power to make justin bieber a bad singer.

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The ability to know everything about knowing nothing.

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The power to constantly stumble upon the twilight zone. Moral: *creepy theme*

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the ability to jump up absurd down. Without your feet leaving the ground.

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The power to write stupid and unintelligent messages that have no purpose or aim whatsoever.

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The power to turn any department store into a Londis.

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the ability to see perfectly through murky water, but only in complete darkness. you do not possess the ability to see in the dark.

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The power to see events happen 0.04 seconds AFTER they occur

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Night vision that only works during the day

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the power to fart in 7 different colors

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The power of creating poop.

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The power to come up with a pointless superpower besides this one

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The power to do flaming flying kicks by yelling CAPTAIN FEET!

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!