The power to RISE FROM YOUR GRAVE, only for becoming a homoerotic bodybuilder addicted to steroids made from white bull testicles, and eating so many that you eventually become a golden werewolf, a blue hedgehog or something like that...

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The power to have morning sickness in the evening.

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The power to shovel well. To shovel very well.

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The Power to realize the Chuck Norris is overrated, not funny, not that strong, old, over used and anyone who tells a Chuck Norris joke is not funny and never will be, has no future as a comedian or any future at all and will die having not accomplished anything in life.

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The power to teleport to hell. You cannot teleport anywhere else.

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The power to give yourself the most intense orgasm of all time at will, but it only lasts for a millisecond.

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The power to go blind at will.

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power to breath underwater but only when you're dry

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Melting

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The power to see through stuff, but you can't turn it off.

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the power to suddenly have suicidal thoughts

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The power to change the colour of your internal organs.

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Dust-mite communication. Attack my army of microscopic and fairly harmless beasts!

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DE POWER TO SPELL WRIGHT LOL LAOM FOTOSINSISES

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The abilitie too spell corectly.

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The power to see things clearly 10 Km away but not see anything closer than that

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The power to climb ladders faster.

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The power to dive through an ocean without having to breathe, but only if the ocean is made of vomit.

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The power to generate fecal matter when being held at gunpoint.

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The power to tell when someone is using a cheese grater within 5 feet

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the power to look directly at the sun only if it is on the other side of the earth

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The power to shoot stagetti from your finger tips.

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The power to shoot water out of your hands--but only when taking a shower.

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The ability to be invicible, only when you commit a suicide.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!