The power to pause and resume time, but you also pause yourself.

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The ability to control yourself while sleepwalking, but only when you're awake

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The power to be always invisible, but can't interact with the objects or humans, only with animals.

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I am the daddy devil of all evil hhaha like A boss

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KeemStar

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the power to fly but only if you keep both feet firmly on the ground

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The power to live until you die.

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The power to create nothing out of nothing

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The power to transform into yourself

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The power to shoot a gun without bullets but only at yourself.

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The power to turn time back... To the point where you turned it back.

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the abitity to talk to someone l the way across the world,but only deaf people

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The power to give your wife rights

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The power to think.

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The power to die using your willpower.

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The power to make fish drown.

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Ladder hands.

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The power of singing piano playing and color blindness. Moral: "The skies are orange! Blue Roses too"

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The power to kick ass and chew bubblegum but be all out of kicks. "sits down chews bubblegum"

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The power to erase yourself from all existence and in the process rewrite history so that you never existed. Seriously, there is NO beneficial use for this AT ALL.

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The power to infinitely generate cardboard

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the power to never have to fill out captchas

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The power to read the minds of hobos. ( now you know what hobos think about you )

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The power to speak Spanish, but only to people who do not speak Spanish.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!