The power to hide your identity from anyone... who doesn't know who you are.

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The power to become a dead ant.

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The power to Chang ur hair coler but only when ur bald

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The ability to instantle tangle your hair.

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The power to come up with fantastic comebacks, at the person's funeral.

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the ability to be invisible when nobodies looking at you

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The power to change to a wombat when you have an erection while you're sleeping.

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The ability to speak any language, but only to people who do not understand said language you speak.

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Guys, it's over.

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The power to eat air with your lungs

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the power to read minds but forgetting it for 3 seconds

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The power ro make a spring onion apperar out of thin air

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The power to know what something looks like, bu only if you have seen it before

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The ability to turn into Jeff the Magic Cactus Baby, for a second, while you are sleeping.

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The power to float without gravity.

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The power to troll the Internet.

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The power to hear yourself on recording and not think you sound weird

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Power to give birth through your penis.

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The power to be able to make your least favorite food or drink, but you cannot eat it and it only technically exists if you don't look at it.

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The power to poop and pee at the same time

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The ability to forcibly break every bone in your body so you can shrink down never to regrow your bones back.

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The ability to tolerate listening to Nick Cannon's albums.

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the power to actually make clowns funny...

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The power to do math when your trying to answer a question in english lessons

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!