The power to summon a bomb... in your stomach.

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The power to help bitches stay alive! Bitches love staying alive!

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The ability to "Right Click" Properties

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The ability to forcibly break every bone in your body so you can shrink down never to regrow your bones back.

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Knowing whether or not there is an afterlife

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The power to breathe underwater, only when your not underwater.

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The power to transform into a homeless person.

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The power to RISE FROM YOUR GRAVE, only for becoming a homoerotic bodybuilder addicted to steroids made from white bull testicles, and eating so many that you eventually become a golden werewolf, a blue hedgehog or something like that...

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The power to dive through an ocean without having to breathe, but only if the ocean is made of vomit.

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The power to fall from any height and stop in midair right before you hit the ground, then continue falling with 100x the velocity from before you stopped.

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The power to Chang ur hair coler but only when ur bald

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The ability to be invicible, only when you commit a suicide.

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The power to gain 50 dollars every daybut have to pay 75 back every 12 hours.

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The power to do a back flip by drinking water during a front flip

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The ability to fly, only when you are asleep.

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The ability to speak any language, but only to people who do not understand said language you speak.

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The power to wink really fast.

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The power to shoot string cheese out of your fingers.

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the power to walk in lava and fire unless you are hot

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the power to troll people that are dead

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The power to move the remote from the coffee table, where it is sitting 2 feet out of reach, into your hands

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the power to die at will

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The power to think of pointess facts at any given moment

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The power to think.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!