The power to resist the Facebook status forces.

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The power to make fish drown.

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The power to fart out of someone else's bum

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The power to fly, but only when on the ground

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The power to turn Wii controllers into broken TV sets.

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The ability to see through blind peoples eyes

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the power to see stuff

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The ability to talk to and have a conversation with boxes

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The power to have car insurance, but only when you don't have a car.

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the power to fart for ten straight seconds with one second in between each fart.:)

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The power to hear yourself on recording and not think you sound weird

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the power to hurl apples at force but only when you have drunk 20 litres of water in one go

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Guys, it's over.

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the power to do two suicide bombings

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The power to grant underwater breathing to Mosquitos.

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The power to shoot stagetti from your finger tips.

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The power to understand myspace

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The power to control any type of urine or feces

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Batman

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Power to see through clothes... only to see more clothes

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The power to send emails via pigeon

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The power to make someone think about frogs

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The power to tell the future but no one believes you

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The power to live until you die.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!