The power to help bitches stay alive! Bitches love staying alive!

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The ability to see through blind peoples eyes

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the power to die on command

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The power to form a Belgian government

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Uber Sensitive man, in terms of touch and emotion.

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the power to breathe but only if there's oxygen present

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The power to make it so legions of turtles submerge from the world seas in order to fight for the death in your name to save your ass whenever you are in trouble. Moral: Uh thanks for coming turtles... yeah I remember when I needed you 20 years ago... But thanks really...

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Super strength, but when nobody is watching, (including you)

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The power to be fluent in every language but only when your head is fully submerged underwater.

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The ability to glow in the dark but only when your really sleepy.

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The power to be anyone you want but your still a nobody

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The power to piss in a toilet when your drunk

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the power to lick your own tongue

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The ability to be in fashion.

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The power to transform into a homeless person.

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The powers to know every martial art ever when your neck is broken.

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The power to create another human

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The ability to write a humorous entry on this site.

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The power to be able to walk .00000002 times faster whenever you want

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Alzheimers man, the ability to show up where you are needed but forget why you are there in the first place

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The power to always be the next best fighter in any 1vs1 fight to the death. MORAL: KOMBAT!

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The power to have all the powers written in here

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The power to turn a brainfart into a fart

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The power to grant underwater breathing to Mosquitos.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!