The ability to perform crippling blowjobs on your enemies, but as soon as you finish you are teleported (in the same position) randomly to a crowded part of Russia.

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The power to sing like Rebecca Black.

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The ability to produce water but only when under water.

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The power to burst into flames but not be immune to heat.

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The power to fart through your mouth and burb through your butt

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The power to have morning sickness in the evening.

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The power to breathe out when you need to breathe in and vice versa.

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the power to die on command

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the power to text joane without her going mad 07856943463

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The power to be invisible when your eyes are closed.

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the power to actually make clowns funny...

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The power to burp whenever you want to, but only after you've drunk 15 Dr. Peppers

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the power to insta-kill anyone as long as their dead

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The ability to read a doctor's handwriting

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the ability to transport anywhere and into any situation, but you never know where

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The power to fly for as long as the average human is in the air during a vertical jump.

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the power to

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The power to have diarrhea at any time

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The power to be MAGNETO! And have the power to WELCOME TO DIE! You dare not WELCOME TO DIE? AHAHAH! X-CHICKEN!

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The power to turn into a tree.

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The power to teleport to hell. You cannot teleport anywhere else.

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the power to be a master carpenter, make anything, except love.

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The useless pewer to increase your useless power at will! Moral: THE POWER TO SPAWN IN THE CENTER OF THE SUN AFTER DEATH INCREASE!

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invinsibility to everything except for thing that hurt or kill you....

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!