the power make the left half of your body invisible.

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The power of flight, but also have vertigo. VertigoMan to the resc Aggh!!!! Please someone get me down. OH GOD!!!! HELP!!!!

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The power to know everything in the universe but you are mute.

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The power to speak to mexicans in german

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The power to turn into a baby randomly

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the power to mumble every word wile you are with some one

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The power to go blind but you cant go back to seeing everything

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The ability to make Mondays come after Sundays.

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The power to communicate through complex technology that was only developed 50 years ago and is still un known if it is harmful

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The ability to say Chuck Norris is just a piece of shiuiiiiiiifweeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeem999999999999kkkkkkkkøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøfhiihdddde AND DIE! Chuck Norris.

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Teh pewer too dissablee speeltjeck Mortal: KOMBAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT!

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The power to do your homework, but only when you're in the class where the homework is due

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To be bulletproof unless you get shot by a gun

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The power to know what Erika is!

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The power to sweat soup.

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the power to always do your homework but never turn it in to the teacher.... RESULTS=failure

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The power to run the fastest when everyone in the world is standing still

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The power to run faster than a bunny but slower than a turtle

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the power to stop sitting on the internet wacthing cat videos

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The power to have the comments not signed Moral: have much more thumbs ups.

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The power to walk as fast as a tortoise, but only when its raining..

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the ability to turn coke into pepsi

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The power to transform into yourself.

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the power to mimic what people are saying if they are dead and underwater

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!