The power to not finish your....

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The power to sneeze with your eyes opened.

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the power to be a wi-fi hot spot

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The power to shower naked.

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The power to make fish drown.

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The power to sleep on road trips but only if you're not in a car.

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The ability to put your whole foot in your mouth.

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The power to make dogs quit sniffing you.

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The power to create cavities in your teeth.

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The power to change the colour of your right index finger

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The power to breathe out when you need to breathe in and vice versa.

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The power to lift any weight but only when you're lifting something light.

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The power of having useless wings grow on your testicles

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The ability to talk to and have a conversation with boxes

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The ability to unbleep swear words on your tv.

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The power to read the TV

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The power to break through walls but forget to shout "OH YEAH!"

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The power to give super powers to others, but only to people you don't like.

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The power to be invisible when your eyes are closed.

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The useless pewer to increase your useless power at will! Moral: THE POWER TO SPAWN IN THE CENTER OF THE SUN AFTER DEATH INCREASE!

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Being Aquaman

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The ability to read any language and understand it perfectly but only in pitch black darkness.

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the power to jizz spontaniously but only in school.

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The power to make things invisible...to you.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!