the power to mimic what people are saying if they are dead and underwater

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The ability to summon a lamp once.

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The power to predict the past.

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The power to to be able to summon avocados from thin air, but then they disappear in 10 seconds.

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The power of night vision only when you are carrying a flashlight that is turned on.

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Captain Obvious`s powers. A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

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the power to think like a sumo wrestler between 2:30 and 3:30 am on thursdays

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The power to do NOTHING!

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the power to go thru anything but get stuck in it

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The power to look through glass.

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the power to do something amazing, when no one's looking.

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The power to detach you`re penis and use it as a throwing weapon... to late you discover its not possible to attach it back :(

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the power that makes your ass turn into a shit machine gun, but you can only use it if its directed at your mouth.

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The power to be a dog, with Herpes, that smells like farts.

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The power to be allergic to cat hair.

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THe power to whistle from your butthole but any time you do this your penis shrinks

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the ability to turn on lamps but you have to be touching them

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the power to see through cereal box to see if there is a prize inside it.

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The power to create a real-life version of any video game character, but an equally capable evil version is also created and they can pay attention to nothing except battling endlessly with neither gaining the upper hand.

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The power to transform into a arab guy with a turban and long beard each time you enter an airport.

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The power to make up a pointless superpower because you are to lazy to make up a good one

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The power to ?-1.

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The power to do nothing

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The ability to see through slightly dirty windows

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!