the power to see through cereal box to see if there is a prize inside it.

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THe power to whistle from your butthole but any time you do this your penis shrinks

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The power to transform into a arab guy with a turban and long beard each time you enter an airport.

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The power to ?-1.

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The power to make up a pointless superpower because you are to lazy to make up a good one

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The power to do nothing

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the power to accurately find out the temperature of a room by holding out your index finger pointing towards the sealing , but that only in rooms that have dissabled children who have lost there hands in tragic accidents.

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The ability to see through slightly dirty windows

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the power to shrink down to the size of a quark but then you turn into a black hole and destroys the universe.

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The power to know WTF is going on

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?u?op ?p?sdn ?d?? o? ?????q? ???

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The Ability to ease hunger when you are full

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The power to piss your pants each time you feel threatened.

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the power to give any goatAIDS using your penis

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The pointless super power of take a shit in your own mouth!

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The power to become severely depressed and suicidal whenever you feel the slight sensation of happiness.

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the power to go on the internet, but only when there is no wi-fi

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The power to shit in your eye

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The power to time travel 1 second at a time

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The power to swallow instead of spid

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The ability to talk to and have a conversation with boxes

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The power to post on Facebook but only with an account.

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The power to instantly determine when someone is a dumbass.

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beeing the dragonborn, when there are no dragons....

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!