The power to make another power but remove your last power and that power chooses randomly what your next power will be by choosing one on the front page

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The ability to see through clothes......but only the clothes your wearing.

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The power to cum extremely hard inside you`re mother.

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the power to die

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The Power Hear Everything that happens within the closest McDonald's

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The power to open shampoo and conditioner bottles by blinking.

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The super power to make sandwiches oober quick

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the power to read word that are the right way up upside down, but not read words that are upside down the right way up

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The helpers... early days part 3!: Shitfixer: What color is your poo? Hmm.. you should eat more vegetables.., You need someone to fix your toilet? Try calling Batman... Batman: Yes? Are you retarded? Dense or something? Of course I repair toilets and install showers! I am the goddamn Batman! The Pope: The less people use condoms, the more children we can bang! I really hope nobody finds out our secret reason for banning condoms or stuff... AMEN! Moral Man: People are gonna try crush me for the last one, they gotta find me first though... and I kill and eat Zealots (and pussy) for breakfast... and its nearly breakfast so please come by.. only 100 at the time though, I have limits too you know... although some still think I am perfect... sigh...

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The power to fly only when in contact with the ground

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The power to fight fire with fire and create more fire.

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The power to have superpowers from the beginning

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The power to turn acute triangles into equilateral triangles.

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the power to create Snyder films. xD

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The power to read minds. ...of those who went through brain death.

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The power to turn jelly into peanut butter, but only in quantities of 17 gallons.

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The power to be awkwardly placed in serious pictures.

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The power to swim very fast in shallow water.

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The ability to see everything in shades of green

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The power to change your urine to any color

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power to orgasm over long distances

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The power to slightly accelerate the growth speed of your left toenails.

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The power to walk over crisp packets 25% more quietly than the average person

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The power to speak Braille.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!