The power to take control of cars that aren't moving.

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The power to reproduce asexually.

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The power to think of epic jokes but only at funerals

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The power to fight fire with fire and create more fire.

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The power to give super powers to others, but only to people you don't like.

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the power to create Snyder films. xD

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The power to understand animals but only extinct animals

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The power of throwing back grenades

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the power to write comic books

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To be small u could be step on because no one can hearu

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The power to feel pain while under anesthetics.

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The power to think of a funny power

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The power to die using your willpower.

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The power to travel in time for 2 seconds

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The super power to make sandwiches oober quick

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The ability to grow a beard whenever anyone in the world shits

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The power to never sleep but still get tired

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The power to make any object the most comfortable object ever, but only when no one is touching it!

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The power to hurt your enemies but feel their pain

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The power to fly, shapeshift, lift very heavy objects, teleport, and heal injuries every year only on the 31st of June

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The power to know what you would look like if you were ugly.

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The ability to summon CHUCK NORRIS, but only while naked.

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The power to make things invisible...to you.

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Night vision that only works during the day

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!