The power to fall unconscious at will.

The power to shoot yogurt from your armpits once a month

The power to see through bones.

The power to be -100% faster...

The power to type on a key board. WAIT A MINUTE

The power to identify a senior citizen by looking at their naked butt.

The ability to scull down endless amounts of softdrink without vomiting

The power of singing piano playing and color blindness. Moral: "The skies are orange! Blue Roses too"

Everything you touch turns into piles of steaming shit.

The power to attract bullets

the power to turn into rouge the bat so you can touch her boobs

The power of destroying anything that's inert with one punch, but dying afterwards.

The power to swallow a teaspoon of cinnamon.

The power of evolving a cancer cell everytime you blink

The ability to talk to parrots and have them talk back to you

The power to shit rainbows but have incredible pain while shitting them.

Have sex but not feel it

The power of being able to fly, but only on February 30th.

the power to sleep during day

The Power of shitting by your mouth

The power to fly but only in closed spaces

the power to steal other peoples super powers but only if they dont have any

The power to die at any moment you want.

The ability to defy death... only when you commit suicide.

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!