The ability to defacate any object you want, unless the object in question is smaller than motorbike.

thumb_up thumb_down +160

The power to paint as if you were michelangelo but only if your painting sad clowns eating knives

thumb_up thumb_down +146

the ability to know what the F#CK gotsie is. WHAT THE FU-

thumb_up thumb_down +88

The power to shoot lemons out of your urethra.

thumb_up thumb_down +40

the power to at will swap your hands and feet around... you fall over every time

thumb_up thumb_down +26

The power to summon a lamp... Once.

thumb_up thumb_down +26

the most bunka busting mega ultra super duper large biggest most powerfull cool best ever strongest mightiest power in whe whole universe but dont knowing what it is.

thumb_up thumb_down -8

TyPiNg In LoWeR aNd CaPs To AnNoY oThErS

thumb_up thumb_down -26

The power to change the colour of your right index finger

thumb_up thumb_down -44

The power to single handily tear one sheet of toilet paper from the roll

thumb_up thumb_down -58

The power to lift any weight but only when you're lifting something light.

thumb_up thumb_down -58

The power to produce up to 20 gummy bears at once through the process of budding

thumb_up thumb_down -80

The power to control your own mind.

thumb_up thumb_down -110

The power to simply walk into mordor

thumb_up thumb_down +159

The ability to unbleep swear words on your tv.

thumb_up thumb_down +97

The power to transform into anything you have already become

thumb_up thumb_down +47

Your average Axel entering a Phone Booth and coming out as... MORAL MAN! Moral: Where the damn do you find a Phone booth nowadays?

thumb_up thumb_down +31

The power to be able to freeze anything, with the help of your trustworthy sidekick the freezer.

thumb_up thumb_down -11

The helpers... early days part 3!: Shitfixer: What color is your poo? Hmm.. you should eat more vegetables.., You need someone to fix your toilet? Try calling Batman... Batman: Yes? Are you retarded? Dense or something? Of course I repair toilets and install showers! I am the goddamn Batman! The Pope: The less people use condoms, the more children we can bang! I really hope nobody finds out our secret reason for banning condoms or stuff... AMEN! Moral Man: People are gonna try crush me for the last one, they gotta find me first though... and I kill and eat Zealots (and pussy) for breakfast... and its nearly breakfast so please come by.. only 100 at the time though, I have limits too you know... although some still think I am perfect... sigh...

thumb_up thumb_down -33

The power to wear crocs.

thumb_up thumb_down -47

The power to walk over crisp packets 25% more quietly than the average person

thumb_up thumb_down -53

The ability to guess the reCAPTCHA words first try

thumb_up thumb_down -57

The power to poo in the toilet

thumb_up thumb_down -67

The power to not think of a productive power.

thumb_up thumb_down -67

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!