The power to never be hungry for five minutes after you eat.

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the power to fly but your an Altophobic

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The power to put out light from your butt

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The power to not finish your....

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The power to pause and resume time, but you also pause yourself.

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The ability to have all your dreams be nightmares that you remember vividly.

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The power to be superman on a planet without a sun

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The power to pee out blue

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The super power to do something pointless when you can be doing something pointless

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The power to have the aim of Torres

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The power not to cut yourself when you shave your face, but you're female.

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The power to fall unconscious at will.

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The power to shoot yogurt from your armpits once a month

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The power to be -100% faster...

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The power to see through bones.

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The power to type on a key board. WAIT A MINUTE

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The power to identify a senior citizen by looking at their naked butt.

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The ability to scull down endless amounts of softdrink without vomiting

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The power of singing piano playing and color blindness. Moral: "The skies are orange! Blue Roses too"

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Everything you touch turns into piles of steaming shit.

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The power to attract bullets

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the power to turn into rouge the bat so you can touch her boobs

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the power to make ads 0.000001 seconds shorter

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!