The power to do nothing.

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The ability to dislike on any form of social media, but only if you are looking cross-eyed at your pinky finger while listening to a mashup of Justin Beiber and One Direction.

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The power to have a small penis

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To be be able to be and throw fire without being fireproof.

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The power look at this post -yeah it's completely pointless

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Th power to be telepathetic

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The power to tell the future but no one believes you

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the power to make justin bieber a bad singer.

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The Power to bite your own ear.

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the power to fly but only if you keep both feet firmly on the ground

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The power to turn Justin Bieber into a Man.

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the ability to jump up absurd down. Without your feet leaving the ground.

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The power to have an endless amount of bladder space, but you are born lacking the ability to urinate.

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The power to be the only person who can save mankind from creatures that don't exist.

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The power to run faster than a bunny but slower than a turtle

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The power to blink your eyelids in Morse Code

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The power to throw a rock at the ground and miss

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The power to glow in the dark but only when your really sleepy.

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The power to change you`re mind at rando... the power to... hmm.. the... the.. AH! The power to... hmm... no... hmm...

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the power two float in the air for three seconds but only when you fell of a cliff - jesse

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the power to speak only in binary

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The ability to obtain a date with any girl you want, but only if you are gay.

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The power to vote for Hillary Clinton and be happy with the decision that you made.

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to power to do the bird is the word

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!