The power to be white and have a the pingas a size of a black man. Moral: You cannot comprehend the power of the dark side.

thumb_up thumb_down +24

the power of turnung into a sheep when ever you are in a fight

thumb_up thumb_down +22

Being immortal but not being able to eat food and you always feel horrible, but your body heals you every day so you get more pain every day.

thumb_up thumb_down +18

the power to be on time daily, but only after ur late

thumb_up thumb_down +10

The power to make paper doves at above average speed but you can only make 4 a day.

thumb_up thumb_down +8

The power to chew on chicken heads without breaking your teeth.

thumb_up thumb_down +2

The power to have a boner every time people sneeze.

thumb_up thumb_down

The power to generate lottery numbers which don't win

thumb_up thumb_down

The power of not knowing the future

thumb_up thumb_down -6

The power to touch MC Hammer.

thumb_up thumb_down -8

The ability to switch out elevator music with NPR

thumb_up thumb_down -12

The power to swallow instead of spid

thumb_up thumb_down -18

A book on how to solve a paradix

thumb_up thumb_down -18

Zebra Man has the power to change color from black to white and back again, at will

thumb_up thumb_down -26

The power to jump 1 centimeter higher than you usually can

thumb_up thumb_down -26

The power to be bad at everything

thumb_up thumb_down -28

The power to telekinetically pull sharp objects towards you at incredible speeds.

thumb_up thumb_down -32

The power to make an awesome school lunch for the kids!

thumb_up thumb_down -34

The power to shorten your lifespan by 10 seconds.

thumb_up thumb_down -46

The power of super strength but only in your left pinky toe - EO

thumb_up thumb_down -58

The power to change skin color after being under the sun for too long.

thumb_up thumb_down +193

The power to summon earthworms

thumb_up thumb_down +159

The power to always reach just half an inch away from the spot on your back that itches

thumb_up thumb_down +115

to be able to lift any weight of feathers

thumb_up thumb_down +109

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!