The Power to find anything and than forgetting where did you put it

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the power to fly but your an Altophobic

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The power to pause and resume time, but you also pause yourself.

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The power to spontaneously combust while nobody is around!

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An ability to exist without any food but only after you eat some food.

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the power to fire my lazer

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KeemStar

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The superpower to run at the speed of light, without having the body to handle such unnatural extension... Moral: YOU CANT HANDLE THE...

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The power to laugh at Tyler Perry's House of Payne

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The power not to cut yourself when you shave your face, but you're female.

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The power to get massive boners when you are reading a presentation.

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The power to fall unconscious at will.

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The power to shoot yogurt from your armpits once a month

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The power to be -100% faster...

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The power to see through bones.

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The power to type on a key board. WAIT A MINUTE

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The super power to control paper.

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The ability to scull down endless amounts of softdrink without vomiting

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the ability to be 2Pac the day he got shot

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Everything you touch turns into piles of steaming shit.

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the power to turn into rouge the bat so you can touch her boobs

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The power to swallow a teaspoon of cinnamon.

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The power to appear in the center of the moon (in a hollow space) whenever you die.

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The power of evolving a cancer cell everytime you blink

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!