The power to get massive boners when you are reading a presentation.

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The Ability To Stop Existing Only When You Already Don't Exist

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The power to sleep with your eyes open but you still can't see what's going on

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The ability to see through glass

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The power to drive better when you're drunk yet run into furniture once you get home.

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The ability to be jokingly racist and not get sued by an hypocritically racist black man and end up having to carry out a minor jail sentence or pay a fine.

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The power to turn into Justin Bieber.

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The ability to pick ur nose while killing a bacteria and kissing a mouse ass

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The power to draw a perfect circle.

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The power to read a dictionary in under 48 hours

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The power to see to the side of you without turning your head

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The power to automaticly teleport over a cliff only when you are within 12.36 lightyears from one

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The power to travel back in time! But only 10 seconds. But only every 10 seconds. And you have to do the exact same thing or the universe will explode.

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The power to teleport to the middle of the Pacific Ocean

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the abitlity to turn into a duck, but not turn back.....

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The power to burst into flames but not be immune to heat.

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The super power to kill yourself at will

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The power to eat anything, as long as it's food

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The power to be incredibly stupid only when answering exams.

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The power to be still until moving or being touched.

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the power to quickly re-wrap christmas presents

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the power to allow dumbass powers to be written on this site

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The power to make yourself fall into a ten year coma.

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The power to eat carrot cake, then die 12 seconds

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!