The power to ?-1.

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The power to make up a pointless superpower because you are to lazy to make up a good one

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The power to do nothing

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The ability to see through slightly dirty windows

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the power to shrink down to the size of a quark but then you turn into a black hole and destroys the universe.

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The power to know WTF is going on

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The power to see in black and white.

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The power that, eveything you touch turns into whatever it already was

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The Ability to ease hunger when you are full

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The power to have a power thats a power

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The power to piss your pants each time you feel threatened.

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the power to give any goatAIDS using your penis

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The pointless super power of take a shit in your own mouth!

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the power to be the best at a game but nobody knows you

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The power to become severely depressed and suicidal whenever you feel the slight sensation of happiness.

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The power to shit in your eye

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The power to time travel 1 second at a time

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The power to swallow instead of spid

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Captain Colorchart - instantly able to choose the right color for any room

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The power to post on Facebook but only with an account.

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The power to instantly determine when someone is a dumbass.

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The power to make every stop sign I see say "Stop HAMMERTIME"

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The power to get massive boners when you are reading a presentation.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!