The power ro make a spring onion apperar out of thin air

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The power to understand myspace

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the power to fart for ten straight seconds with one second in between each fart.:)

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The power to make fish drown.

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The power to help bitches stay alive! Bitches love staying alive!

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The power to create brilliant memes, but you don't have access to the internet.

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The power to RISE FROM YOUR GRAVE, only for becoming a homoerotic bodybuilder addicted to steroids made from white bull testicles, and eating so many that you eventually become a golden werewolf, a blue hedgehog or something like that...

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The power to dive through an ocean without having to breathe, but only if the ocean is made of vomit.

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The power to generate fecal matter when being held at gunpoint.

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the power to vomit through your nose only

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The power to make lie the ultimate truth

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The Power Hear Everything that happens within the closest McDonald's

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The power to instantly kill yourself

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The ability to be immortal but have every single sickness in the world.

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The power to burst into flames but not be immune to heat.

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The power to fart through your mouth and burb through your butt

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the power to die on command

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The power to be a MISSERABLE PILE OF SECRETS! BUT ENOUGH TALK (glass breaks) HAVE AT YOU! Moral: More are gonna get this one than those below, this one is merely a quote rather than cerebral. But you can always pretend to understand it by thumbing it up, or down if you just fail at understanding, either way is fine.

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the power to do two suicide bombings

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the power to actually make clowns funny...

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The power to control any type of urine or feces

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The power to think of pointess facts at any given moment

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The ability to read a doctor's handwriting

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The power to Chang ur hair coler but only when ur bald

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!