The power to be MAGNETO! And have the power to WELCOME TO DIE! You dare not WELCOME TO DIE? AHAHAH! X-CHICKEN!

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The power to use yo momma jokes in a masterful manner in all conversations.

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The power to live until you die.

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The power to burp whenever you want to, but only after you've drunk 15 Dr. Peppers

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The power to shit on command.

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Batman

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The power to fly for as long as the average human is in the air during a vertical jump.

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The power to look at huge breasts and avoid thinking about it.

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The power to spell words incorrectly when speaking.

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The power to see where light is not present.

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The power to hatch from an egg

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The ability to write pointless super powers on pointsuperpowers.com because it's pointless

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The power to drink alcohol without getting drunk.

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the power to text joane without her going mad 07856943463

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The power to turn a brainfart into a fart

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the power to be a master carpenter, make anything, except love.

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The power to use the english language to grammatical perfection. er, ferpection.

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The power to have diarrhea at any time

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The ability to be in fashion.

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The power to go into the future. Only by 1 second.

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The power to sweat an ordorless, but flammable liquid.

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The power to be great at math but forget how to breathe.

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The power to fight fire with fire and create more fire.

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The power to have morning sickness in the evening.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!