The power to transform into a 37 year old World of Warcraft playing virgin

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The power for everyone to believe you, but only if you are telling the truth.

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the ability to know if a movie is bad or good but only after you have watched it

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The power to bleed out of your nose all the tme.

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The power to remove the power within.

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The ability to turn Barack Obama white

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The pewer to become a human bullet magnet. Moral: "DONT WORRY PEOPLE! I SHALL SAVE YOU ALL!" (Well if you want to sacrifice yourself to save them all, then you its useful and you a douchebag)

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The power to do something when you do it.

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The power to be invisible when your eyes are closed.

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The power to lick your own elbow

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The ability to unknowingly make people to read this sentence.

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The ability to crap out acid once every month.

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The power to move through light at the speed of time

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What's the difference between a watermelon and a baby? One is fun to hit with a bat and the other is a baby.

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the ability to pee in your own butt.

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the power of having 4 stomachs and being able to digest grass

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The power to smell like a beacon and be delicius

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The power to transform into Forever Alone guy and not be able to transform back.

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The ability to be a jewish, homosexual, black crossdresser in Louisiana.

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The ability to turn an airplane into a smart car, but only while they're full and in flight.

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the power to wake up each mourning with a fast food joint mascot next to you saying "You were great last night"

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To sumon a cheeto named bill every time you say cow.

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The power to have every type of phobia in existence.

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ODOYLE RULES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!