The power to bring Magic: the Gathering cards to life, but only the land cards.

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The power to simply walk into mordor.

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The ability to see through clear, colorless glass.

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the power to make sillet bang remove stains from shirts

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The power to know everything in the universe but you are mute.

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The power to explode.. you can only do it once.

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The power to drink water and pee immediately.

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The power of trolling your self

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The power to turn into a parking lot.

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The power to breathe out when you need to breathe in and vice versa.

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The power to grow a beard really fast but only relative to the hair on your head

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The power to write stupid and unintelligent messages that have no purpose or aim whatsoever.

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The power to see events happen 0.04 seconds AFTER they occur

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the power to glow in the dark only during the day

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Night vision that only works during the day

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The power of creating poop.

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The power to come up with a pointless superpower besides this one

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The power to do flaming flying kicks by yelling CAPTAIN FEET!

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The super power to control paper.

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The power to half your IQ and have it return to normal in an hour

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the power to be able to run long distances without getting tired

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The power to gain 50 dollars every daybut have to pay 75 back every 12 hours.

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The power to kill yourself.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!