The power to not finish your....

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The power to listen to Meghan Straight talk

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The power to have sex whenever you want, but only with Rosie O'Donnell

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the power to fly only when you are sleeping

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The ability to throw sacks filled with butter at Finn the Human

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The ability to read any language and understand it perfectly but only in pitch black darkness.

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The power to think of a funny power

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The power to die using your willpower.

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The power to become extremely strong and intelligent by being in contact with substances such as: -Kryptonite -Adamantium -Any acid that can melt trough glass -A gallon of moose sperm ( you must be submerged)

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The power to create cavities in your teeth.

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The powers to know every martial art ever when your neck is broken.

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the power to create Snyder films. xD

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To be small u could be step on because no one can hearu

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The ability to perform crippling blowjobs on your enemies, but as soon as you finish you are teleported (in the same position) randomly to a crowded part of Russia.

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Night vision that only works during the day

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The power to science.

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The powre to speel thengs wrong but put things in the right order

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The power to fly, shapeshift, lift very heavy objects, teleport, and heal injuries every year only on the 31st of June

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The ability to glow in the dark but only when your really sleepy.

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The power to feel pain while under anesthetics.

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The ability to put your whole foot in your mouth.

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The power to eat food

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Going through obejects but cant move

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the power to die

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!