the power to

The ability to put your whole foot in your mouth.

the power to become friends with a plastic box

The Power to defeat anyone only when they are already defeated

the power to allow dumbass powers to be written on this site

The superpower to be able to blend in with trees when there are no trees in a 5 km radius

The power to change the colour of your right index finger

The power to cook minute rice in 58 seconds.

The power to be invisible when your eyes are closed.

The power to make another power but remove your last power and that power chooses randomly what your next power will be by choosing one on the front page

The power to noot be able to see rain.

The ability to teleport, but only into solid stone.

The ability to produce water but only when under water.

The power to give super powers to others, but only to people you don't like.

The power to turn Wii controllers into broken TV sets.

the power to create Snyder films. xD

The power to know what you would look like if you were ugly.

the power of mind controlling...yourself

The power to resist the Facebook status forces.

The power to fly only when in contact with the ground

The power to have superpowers from the beginning

The power to make someone think about frogs

To be small u could be step on because no one can hearu

Being Aquaman

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!