The power to seduce any woman by saying dorito, but you dont have any genitals.

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The power to drown on land.

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The power to block every twenty third bullet, shot at point blank range.

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The power to feed cat toes to your boss but only during a job interview

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The ability to know what time it is, but only when you have a watch on.

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The power to communicate with your own toenail clippings.

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The power to appear in the center of the moon (in a hollow space) whenever you die.

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to not care about pointless superpowers

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The ability to put your whole foot in your mouth.

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The power to burst into flames but not be immune to heat.

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The power to shit rainbows but have incredible pain while shitting them.

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The ability to read a book by its cover

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Good News Everyone! You have the power to read this is my voice!

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The power to make out of thin air

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The ability to rape the willing.

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The ability to draw an imperfect circle

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The ability to not freak out when your mom calls you

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The ability to turn hamsters into pineapples.

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The power to think of a witty comeback 3 days too late.

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The power to bleed an unlimited amount of blood, but on in front of deadly animals.

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the power make tomatoes turn green.

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The power to give vegetables immortality.

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The power to think with a 6 year time gap

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the ability to fly through the sky using the skin from your ballsack to glide to the ground

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!