Q. How many police officers does it take to arrest a mexican [DARREN ROWLAND]? A. 4- 1 too arrest him & the 3 other to hold his oranges!

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The power to tell when someone is using a cheese grater within 5 feet

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the power to die at will

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The power to buy anything for free, as long as it is black.

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The power to sing like Rebecca Black.

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the most bunka busting mega ultra super duper large biggest most powerfull cool best ever strongest mightiest power in whe whole universe but dont knowing what it is.

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The power to be MAGNETO! And have the power to WELCOME TO DIE! You dare not WELCOME TO DIE? AHAHAH! X-CHICKEN!

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The power to fart through your mouth and burb through your butt

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The power to dive through an ocean without having to breathe, but only if the ocean is made of vomit.

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The power of having enough money to buy anything, but in only pennies.

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The power to make mediocre cabbage soup.

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The ability to Transform into an active grenade

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The power to instantly kill yourself

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The power to gain 50 dollars every daybut have to pay 75 back every 12 hours.

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the power to be imune to fire but only when is -40ºC

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The power to spell words incorrectly when speaking.

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the power to speak only in binary

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The power to see where light is not present.

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The power to tell the future but no one believes you

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The ability to kick your toe and get a headache

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The power to breathe underwater, only when your not underwater.

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The ability to see through blind peoples eyes

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Super strength, but when nobody is watching, (including you)

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The power to transform into a homeless person.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!