The power to teleport through open doors

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The power to laugh always when heard a bad news

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The power to hold the floor down using gravity.

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The power to fly but only in closed spaces

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The power of perfect 20/20 hindsight

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The helpers... early days part 3!: Shitfixer: What color is your poo? Hmm.. you should eat more vegetables.., You need someone to fix your toilet? Try calling Batman... Batman: Yes? Are you retarded? Dense or something? Of course I repair toilets and install showers! I am the goddamn Batman! The Pope: The less people use condoms, the more children we can bang! I really hope nobody finds out our secret reason for banning condoms or stuff... AMEN! Moral Man: People are gonna try crush me for the last one, they gotta find me first though... and I kill and eat Zealots (and pussy) for breakfast... and its nearly breakfast so please come by.. only 100 at the time though, I have limits too you know... although some still think I am perfect... sigh...

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the power to steal other peoples super powers but only if they dont have any

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The power to fly really fast, but only in one direction (down).

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The power to turn into Justin beiber whenever you are about to have sex.

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The power to run at the speed of a human

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The power to make doors disappear at will.

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The power to be anyone you want but your still a nobody

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The power to hover 10 nanometers off the ground.

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The ability to change languages after every word, but you can't not do so.

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Cool I just got a free Minecraft gift code at http://freeminecraftgiftcode.net

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the ability to see perfectly through murky water, but only in complete darkness. you do not possess the ability to see in the dark.

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The power to summon unspendable money

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The power to bleed when your grandmother kisses you.

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The power to get instantly pruned when in contact with any liquid

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The power to stick huge Cactus`s up you`re ass and spit them out as beautiful flowers.

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the power to fart in 7 different colors

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the power to destroy galaxies but only when drunk or high

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The Power of cheese

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The power to seduce any woman by saying dorito, but you dont have any genitals.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!