The ability to move your own internal organs, causing extruciating pain

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The ability to make iguanas in Peru blink uncontrolably

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The power to post the same shit twice.

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The power to misspell things when doing a captcha

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The super power to make sandwiches oober quick

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The power to be invisible to eligible singles.

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The power to make someone think about frogs

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The power to make mediocre cabbage soup.

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the power to lick your own tongue

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The power to light things on fire with a match

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The power to make things invisible...to you.

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the power to breathe but only if there's oxygen present

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The power to think of epic jokes but only at funerals

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the power to turn into a fish that is less then one mm small while only on land

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The ability to revert any computer to windows vista. Works best on Linux operating systems.

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The power to hurt your enemies but feel their pain

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The power to find treasure, when you try to look for it.

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The power to sneeze with your eyes opened.

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The power to tell the future but no one believes you

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the power to write comic books

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The power to give yourself the most intense orgasm of all time at will, but it only lasts for a millisecond.

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The ability to summon CHUCK NORRIS, but only while naked.

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The power to piss in a toilet when your drunk

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The power to fill trash cans with garbage

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!