the power to go thru anything but get stuck in it

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The power to dissasemble yourself, but not re-assemble yourself.

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The power of asdfgh

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the ability to turn on lamps but you have to be touching them

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The power to play all Videogames you want, but you have to pay the original price for them.

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The power to make out of thin air

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the power to never laugh at funny things but laugh nonstop at all other times

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Clairvoyance, but only when your mothers having intimacy with your dad.

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The power to have YMCA or "In the navy" play explosively loudly from your nostrils and be immune to it yourself. Moral: WE KNOW YOU ARE H0MOSEXUAL ALREADY! TURN THAT SHIT OFF!

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The power to eat carrot cake, then die 12 seconds

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The power of telekinesis over any object one is physically touching.

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The ability to be the newest post until someone else posts.

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The power to understand math.

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The power to think with a 6 year time gap

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The ability to see through clear, colorless glass.

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the ability to make real zero dollar bills

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The power to smell like poop once every hour.

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The power to shoot lasers out your eyes but the first time you do it it burns your eyes and you go blind

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The power to eat anything edible 0.25x quicker!!!!

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The power to have super strength, however when you use it you instantly become paralyzed.

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The ability to be able to slide down a blade naked using your balls as breaks

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The power to go blind at will.

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The power to have a small penis

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!