The power to transform into yourself

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the abitity to talk to someone l the way across the world,but only deaf people

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The power to see through bones.

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The power to take your groceries from your car to your house in two trips or less.

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The power to give your wife rights

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The power to make fish drown.

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The power to die using your willpower.

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Ladder hands.

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The power of singing piano playing and color blindness. Moral: "The skies are orange! Blue Roses too"

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Everything you touch turns into piles of steaming shit.

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The ability to reverse your digestive system.

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The power to kick ass and chew bubblegum but be all out of kicks. "sits down chews bubblegum"

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The power to infinitely generate cardboard

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The power to erase yourself from all existence and in the process rewrite history so that you never existed. Seriously, there is NO beneficial use for this AT ALL.

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the power to never have to fill out captchas

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The power to swallow a teaspoon of cinnamon.

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The power to read the minds of hobos. ( now you know what hobos think about you )

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The power to speak Spanish, but only to people who do not speak Spanish.

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The ability to make your text green on google

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The ability to make everything on you invisible, exept yourself

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the power to believe that you actually have superpowers R.R.

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The power to die and come back as a invincible bug that lives for 5 seconds

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The power to write a country song

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The power to stop people from walking through closed doors.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!