The ability to teleport less than 1 inch once a day

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Laser vision but only if you are looking into a mirror

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You can send your mind and memories into your past self, but it doesn't work if you have any regrets or want to do things better.

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The power to read someone's mind, but only if they're thinking of tacos.

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The power to have a small penis

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the power to eat when you have already ate from a few hours ago

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You're super strong, but only when punching SUV's.

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The ability to day nearly motionless while binge watching internet videos

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The ability to write pointless super powers. -Anna

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Power to not have any power.

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The powr too not bee abal too tipe

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The superpower to have a superpower

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The power to fly upwards at Mach 3 speeds, indoors

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The power to be a human

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Ability to sense moon cycle based on libido.

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The power to shoot yogurt from your armpits once a month

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The power to die and come back as a invincible bug that lives for 5 seconds

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The power to die at will.

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The power to be -100% faster...

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The power to see through bones.

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the power to end sentences with prepositions.

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The power to type on a key board. WAIT A MINUTE

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the power to hear whats going on in your ear

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!