The power to make any object the most comfortable object ever, but only when no one is touching it!

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The power to absorb energy wavelengths, in the visible light spectrum, from objects and create a mental picture of the shape and color of the objects they reflected off of.

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Q. How many police officers does it take to arrest a mexican [DARREN ROWLAND]? A. 4- 1 too arrest him & the 3 other to hold his oranges!

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The power to run at the speed of a human

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The superpower of having no superpower.

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To see what you are currently doing from the same perspective of your regular vision, with the ability to understand that you're doing it. But not have the ability to stop yourself from doing what you were going to do as if you didn't have the power.

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the power to make a site called "pointless superpowers". Y U so pointless!!

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The power to make any can of soda react as though it has been dropped down a flight of stairs when you open it.

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The power to make doors disappear at will.

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The power to make any drug appear in your bloodstream at lethal levels.

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The power to be attracted by bullets

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The power to read people's minds, but in a language you don't understand.

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the power to fly but only if you keep both feet firmly on the ground

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The power to live until you die.

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The ability to change languages after every word, but you can't not do so.

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Cool I just got a free Minecraft gift code at http://freeminecraftgiftcode.net

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The power not to cut yourself when you shave your face, but you're female.

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The power to summon unspendable money

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The power to shoot a gun without bullets but only at yourself.

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The power to turn time back... To the point where you turned it back.

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The power to fall unconscious at will.

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The power to bleed when your grandmother kisses you.

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The power to guess correctly how many bags you'll need for groceries.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!