The ability to survive bleeding for a week but it forces you to turn into a total bitch .

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The ability to turn hamsters into pineapples.

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The power to make one's skin very bumpy.

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The power to write pointless super powers when you have your final exams to study for...

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The power to bleed an unlimited amount of blood, but on in front of deadly animals.

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the power to steal other peoples super powers but only if they dont have any

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The ability to make all the world's coffee lukewarm.

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the power to say candlejack and li

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The power to strap wheels of cheese to your own body without getting tired easily.

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The ability to see through clear, colorless glass.

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The power to fly really fast, but only in one direction (down).

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The power to turn into Justin beiber whenever you are about to have sex.

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The power to hold your breath while unconscious.

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the power to turn a leaf into a different type of leaf

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The power to drink water and pee immediately.

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The power to speak any language, provided that no one around you can understand it.

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The power to turn into a parking lot.

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The power to fly, but only downwards

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The power to make a camera appear when someone does something stupid.

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The power to tell the future but no one believes you

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The power to walk twice as fast as a guy who walks half the speed you normally have.

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The ability too pass SOPA but not ACTA.

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Zebra Man has the power to change color from black to white and back again, at will

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The power to hover 10 nanometers off the ground.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!