The power to sleep but only when its past midnight

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The power to lick your own back...

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the ability to only eat chocolate in months that do not have an "r" in them.

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The power to make anything smell like beets by touching it and saying "Sideburn!"

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The power to cheat death, but only when your alive...

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the ability to take a fart that other people can actually see.

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the power to talk to fish but not people

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the power to make stupid useless puns and not pay attention to the villian

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The power to convert oxygen to carbon dioxide

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The power to come back to life just by yelling: I LIVE AGAIN! Or RESURRECTION! (which is not easy when you are dead)

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The power to have any guy you want but every time he looks at you you turn more lesbian.

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The power to do anything you want, but only when you are sleeping

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Being able to shapeshift into a grandpa then not being able to turn back until next year

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The ability to have every pointless superpower then, now, and in the future.

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The power of your girlfriend's will

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the power make the left half of your body invisible.

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The ability to make your handwriting invisible when nobody is reading it

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The power of flight, but also have vertigo. VertigoMan to the resc Aggh!!!! Please someone get me down. OH GOD!!!! HELP!!!!

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The power to turn into a baby randomly

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The power to speak to mexicans in german

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the power to mumble every word wile you are with some one

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The power to go blind but you cant go back to seeing everything

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The ability to say Chuck Norris is just a piece of shiuiiiiiiifweeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeem999999999999kkkkkkkkøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøfhiihdddde AND DIE! Chuck Norris.

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Teh pewer too dissablee speeltjeck Mortal: KOMBAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT!

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!