The power to do your homework, but only when you're in the class where the homework is due

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To turn i to a mosquito and can´t turn back

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To be bulletproof unless you get shot by a gun

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The power to know what Erika is!

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The power to sweat soup.

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the power to always do your homework but never turn it in to the teacher.... RESULTS=failure

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The power to run the fastest when everyone in the world is standing still

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the power to stop sitting on the internet wacthing cat videos

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The power to have the comments not signed Moral: have much more thumbs ups.

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The power to walk as fast as a tortoise, but only when its raining..

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the ability to turn coke into pepsi

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the ability to Sh!t while running at full speed

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the power to mimic what people are saying if they are dead and underwater

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The ability to summon a lamp once.

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The power to spell words incorrectly when speaking.

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The power to sleep

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The power to to be able to summon avocados from thin air, but then they disappear in 10 seconds.

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The power of night vision only when you are carrying a flashlight that is turned on.

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The power to predict the past.

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Captain Obvious`s powers. A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

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Walk on water, swim in land!

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the power to think like a sumo wrestler between 2:30 and 3:30 am on thursdays

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The power of Grayskull.

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The power to do NOTHING!

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!