The power of love

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The power to jump, but only on the ground.

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The power to jizz mango chutney

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The power to be white but only in the city limits of detroit or compton.

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The power to turn your tv on, but only if your in a different country to the to.

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The power turn a $100 bill Into a single $1 bill

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The ability to shrink your penis

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The power to pee out blue

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TREE POWERS ACTIVATE

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The power to turn any drink into pee.

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The power to turn food into human waste.

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the ability to inhale your food(John Eric)

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The power to take away your power.

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The power to turn swans into pigeons (but not pigeons into swans)

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The power to switch your left pinky toe with your right big toe and vice versa.

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The power to state the obvious.

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turn green traffic light in red but only on your road

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The power to jizz in your pants when you eat a grape.

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The power to turn all of the air into a solid.

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The power to pee out your butt and poop out of your weenie

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Ingesting caffeine gives you the power to be a normal, competent human being.

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The ability to piss lightning and be able to make people dance by wiggling your monobrow

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The ability to fly but only when you touch the ground.

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The ability to know what people think of you when they see you. But you already know everyone hates you.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!